MBH ; says:
it's four-twenty.
MBH ; says:
you know what happens at four-twenty.
MBH ; says:

MBH ; says:
LETS GET NAKED TIME
MBH ; says:

Kayla. <3 says:
i'm gunna go downstairs for a bit.
MBH ; says:
oh alright
MBH ; says:
i'll talk to you later.
MBH ; says:
ciao <3
MBH ; says:
hey.
Kayla. <3 says:
bye <3
Kayla. <3 says:
hey...
MBH ; says:
WAY TO NOT GET NAKED FOR FOUR TWENTY!
MBH ; says:
sly dog
Kayla. <3 says:
i said no naked time. johns home
MBH ; says:
i totally forgot.
MBH ; says:
and yeah.
MBH ; says:
so?
MBH ; says:
ugh.
MBH ; says:
go to the bathroom.
Kayla. <3 says:
i'm going to go get naked downstairs
MBH ; says:
and do it.
MBH ; says:
for my sake.
MBH ; says:
go to the bathroom and do it.
MBH ; says:
omg.
MBH ; says:
i'm killing myself today.
Kayla. <3 says:
you're so weird today.
MBH ; says:
i make myself laugh really hard today.

He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
We found him with his face down in the pillow
With a note that said I'll love her till I die
And when we buried him beneath the willow
The angels sang a whiskey lullaby

A Girl
Wakeboarding
Music//My Friends
The Mall//My Computer
My iPOD//$$$//Summer//Storms
Hanging Out//Biking//Zippos//w4l<3
Digital Cameras//Random Things//Insiders//Jokes

I miss...

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said "I'm down with that"
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when...

- Tim McGraw

"Back When"

 

& we thank pop culture for this.

 

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Best Pickup Line Ever:

 

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

 

& that's why marriages go wrong.

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Living For You, Living For Me

 

As much as I try to form myself into who I want to be,

I just never seem to be getting as close as I think I am.

There's always something else.

 

I am never enough for anyone unless they’re all happy.

 

Yeah, I say not to care about what others think,

and to be your own person,

but it's nice to have others around,

which is why so many of us work to earn love.

 

But is that right?

 

Should you have to work to receive the universal love

that everyone deserves?

If everyone deserves it, then why would anyone

have to put any effort into getting it?

 

Why don't we get what we are supposed to get?

 

No one is ever enough for anyone else.

 

You have to have a good personality,

a sense of humour.

You have to be a good friend,

always listen,

and give advice at the right time.

 

We're never liked for who we are - -

unless who we are happens to go by the

standards for wanting to be liked.

 

I wish I knew the answers to every question in the world,

but even then, I wouldn't be happy,

because I would know that someone else

wouldn't be happy either.

 

I live for others - but guess what, you do too.

 

- Michael Haack

2005

 

& that's how the real world works.

asdljasdh

Our World Today

 

The paradox of our time in history is that we have;

 

Taller buildings but shorter tempers.

Wider freeways but narrower viewpoints.

 

We spend more but have less.

We buy more but enjoy less.

 

We have bigger houses and smaller families.

More conveniences but less time.

 

We have more degrees but less senses.

More knowledge but less judgment.

 

More experts yet more problems.

More medicine but less wellness.

 

We drink too much, smoke too much.

Spend too recklessly, laugh too little.

 

Drive too fast, get too angry.

Stay up too late, get too tired.

 

Read too little, watch TV too much

and pray too seldom.

 

We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values.

We talk too much, love too seldom

and hate too often.

 

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take,

but by the moments that take your breath away.

 

- Author Unknown

 

& that's why the world is the way it is.

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